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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

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tastefullyoffensive:

[magicman]

tastefullyoffensive:

[magicman]

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710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

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starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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myclara:

patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

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courtneythebumbling:

Reasons why I’m excited for “Dear White People:”

  • Black actors portraying 3-dimensional characters
  • Honest social commentary
  • Targeted to the college age demographic
  • Thorough exploration of the various forms of racism in America
  • Tessa Thompson’s voice and Tyler William’s afro wig

Reasons why I’m not excited for “Dear White People:”

  • White people calling it racist
  • Mainstream media agreeing with the white people calling it racist
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thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

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Anonymous said: Lemme whisper in your eyes

burgertv:

this made me laugh. congrats.

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berlinpeople:

"I don’t like birds. A few days ago a sparrow came flying into my room and I just had to leave and ask a friend to remove it. I’m pretty sure it’s because I watched Hitchchock’s Birds with my mom when I was very young. I always felt uncomfortable with birds since then.” — “Ich mag keine Vögel. Vor ein paar Tagen kam ein Spatz in mein Zimmer geflogen und ich bin einfach nur raus und hab gewartet, bis ihn ein Freund wieder verscheucht hat. Als ich klein war, hab ich mit meiner Mutter Hitchcock’s Vögel gesehen. Seitdem hab ich ein schwieriges Verhältnis zu Vögeln.”

berlinpeople:

"I don’t like birds. A few days ago a sparrow came flying into my room and I just had to leave and ask a friend to remove it. I’m pretty sure it’s because I watched Hitchchock’s Birds with my mom when I was very young. I always felt uncomfortable with birds since then.”

“Ich mag keine Vögel. Vor ein paar Tagen kam ein Spatz in mein Zimmer geflogen und ich bin einfach nur raus und hab gewartet, bis ihn ein Freund wieder verscheucht hat. Als ich klein war, hab ich mit meiner Mutter Hitchcock’s Vögel gesehen. Seitdem hab ich ein schwieriges Verhältnis zu Vögeln.”

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That was cruel

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voldenope:

sexymarauders:

this looks like the beginning of a trailer for a bad road trip movie

can we all just acknowledge that for the first three movies rupert’s acting consisted entirely of just this face?

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